When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it
max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them
I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph
Two pieces of concept art for the proposed Star Trek attraction in Las Vegas that I wrote about ages ago are up for sale at ComicArtFans, if you want to get rid of $400 quickly.
people with insomnia are like windows computers. when you’re about to enter sleep mode, you’re hit with a random update and lay there doing nothing for hours on end and then you crash dozens of times the next day when you’re actually needed for something.
“I deeply wished I could make the stars all come down and breathe them; disappear in them.”
There is probably a school principal somewhere in the world with a collection of confiscated Pokémon cards worth thousands.
